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What Are These Bakugan?

 
What are these Bakugan
I seem to keep stepping on?
 
Little balls that pop right open,
waiting for my feet to trip on.
 
Do they really need an arena
When they won’t stay where you can see them?
 
I tell my boy to put them away,
But he says “Please Mommy, just one more day!”
 
I guess I’ll learn to play myself,
I don’t think [...]

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Things I Need?

 
I thought I’d share with you what I really need, or at least the things Google thinks I need. Want to know what you need? All you have to do is go to Google, type in your name plus the word “needs.”  Here is what Google says I need:
1. Sherry needs THIS!!! – That’s right, I want it all baby!
2. Sherry [...]

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Hands Off My Salad!

 
I went out for a girls’ lunch with my friend Julie recently. We split a salad and each got our own burger. We were having a good time chatting away when the waiter came by and asked me if he could take my salad plate. I looked at my plate and noticed there was a little [...]

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Dear Cell Phone Users at Bookstores,
It may surprise you to know that some of us go to the bookstore to actually read. I know how important your cell phone is to you, but you’re starting to get on my nerves and the nine volume series of physics books is calling my name (must…restrain…throwing…arm). Let me [...]

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Here is a funny video of my niece and nephew with my godson (their little brother). As soon as I saw this video the Dead Or Alive song “You Spin Me Right Round Baby” came into my head. I love how my niece tries to “say cheese”!

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I don’t know what it is about me, but frequently when I go shopping other shoppers stop to ask me questions. I know what you’re thinking - I must be wearing a red shirt and khaki pants when I’m at Target, or I like to wear a blue vest while hanging out at Walmart. Mmmm no, I don’t think [...]

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If aliens come to my house, my little boy CJ has got us covered. What he calls the ”bad guy claw,” otherwise know as Mommy’s hair clip, will be deployed and clamp down on any unruly alien behavior.
This is what happens to “girly stuff” when you have a little boy.

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Do you remember Ally McBeal and the whole thing about theme songs? Recently I came across this song, White & Nerdy  (click here, I couldn’t get video to load on blog) by Weird Al Yankovic, and bestowed it on DA for his very own personal theme song. Pretty much whenever I see him this song starts playing [...]

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Recently I purchased my first flat iron. Unless you have been cursed/blessed with curly hair, you may not know that this is a hair torture device designed to ”iron flat” those unruly curls.
I have always had wavy hair, but ever since I moved to the Eastern USA my hair has become the bane-mane of my existence. The humidity is making my [...]

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